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Archive for July, 2008

Pleading the Belly

Today the navel-gazery is pretty much literal.  Mine is a fascinating bellybutton.
Something appears to be wrong with my tummy, which in itself is not very interesting.  Odds are I’m dealing with a deep muscle pull, but all sorts of horrible things could be going on.  Horrible things go on in the tummy, which makes diagnosis [...]

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I am in the midst of compiling my annual report for CMU, which is both a treat and a trial.  While I’m never thrilled about the prospect of sifting through a mountain of paperwork to document all the mischief I’ve been up to, I do enjoy the process of looking back over my efforts and reflecting [...]

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Thirteen Syllables

When I’m being a delinquent, I tend to read and watch far too much news.  This is how I know that I’m a geezer.  Well, that and the Geritol.
Politics involved all the usual bizarro-world treats:  some news channels suggesting that Barack Obama’s popularity on the global stage was a cause for profound concern; the McCain campaign trotting out [...]

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Perspective Pieces

Were I an accountant, I would be enthused about today.  The events prior to 2:00 PM EST break down thusly:
I read an essay from a PUMA who urged the like-minded to vote McCain as a way of protesting the DNC’s recent decisions; I then read an essay from a PUMA who urged the like-minded not to [...]

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Wreckoning

I was going to call this post “Outstanding,” but that would be pretty misleading, even for me.  I just spent a few minutes skimming through my master list of poetry submissions (which, at some point, I’m going to need to systematize more intelligently) in the hopes I was somewhere close to clear.  We call this [...]

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Let me begin by confessing that I am inexplicably exhausted, inexplicably because a) the most strenuous thing I’ve attempted today is brunch, and b) I have 3-6 shots of espresso circulating in my system (I have sown discord among the baristas).  I would not attempt to operate heavy machinery right now, nor would I strike bargains [...]

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First, some help for my obsessive friends:  as far as I can tell, Showtime’s I Can’t Believe I’m Still Single partakes of typical reality teevee devices.  Some viewers have noted that the central figure (an actor/writer/director named Eric Schaeffer) has re-enacted scenes from a book on relationships he wrote back in the day, which punctures the illusions [...]

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Of the great wholesome pleasures in life (puppy nuzzles, free ice cream, panda hugs, and the like), I would have to rank effortless transition between projects pretty high.  I suspect it’s not pleasure per se, but the alleviation of that pang of panic that accompanies the conclusion of a project always feels mighty good.  I [...]

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Magic

Fun fact:  I planned on using a line from Keats’ “Ode to a Nightingale” today, but a hoppity-skippity jump brought me here instead.  I think you’ll agree that Alex Jarvis’ contribution to contemporary letters is far more substantive than anything I might have to offer.
You may also notice that I didn’t sprain my neck hunting for alliteration [...]

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You know the day is going well when you’ve got three shots of espresso in your system and you’re still flatlining circa 11:15 AM.  Faulty wiring may be involved.
All things considered, it’s been a decent week.  I’ve got a rough script for the upcoming academic year in place; I’ve devised a spine-tingling new way to [...]

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