At last, by not-especially-popular demand, the post the ladies have all been waiting for: The Bald Man Compatibility Quiz; or, Why I Remain Single, Part 114 of 114!!!
This is, as Serious Cat will confirm, a very serious quiz. There’s a scoring system involved and tiered results and everything. It’s just like Cosmopolitan, except not very cosmopolitan. That’s [...]
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The Most Important Post in the History of Ever
Posted in fear the bald man!, fear the hydra!, fear the kraken!, fear the narwhal! on November 10, 2008 | 2 Comments »
The Vocal Yokel
Posted in fear the kraken! on September 22, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Today’s fun search phrase that will lead you to my blog: “I don’t experience guilt.” Sociopaths of the world unite! Somewhere down the hall, if you don’t mind.
I had a lazy weekend, reading Sir Gawain and the Green Knight and Northanger Abbey once again and otherwise slackin’ like a kraken. This week I’ll kick off [...]
Turning Trickster
Posted in fear the kraken!, fodder for Freudians, jazz hands! on May 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Today is a double-dutch bloggery day; some days it’s not worth fighting the impulse. While I would like to profess inspiration, some effluence of esemplastic élan that drove me to the keyboard, I’m actually just clearing the docket for tomorrow, which I hope to commit wholly to finishing a story. If I can muster a little diligence [...]
The Day After
Posted in fear the kraken!, navel-gazery, vague allusions on May 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Why yes, I do choose my post titles so students Googling for free term papers wind up reading my blog instead. Don’t you? Sorry to all the youth of America looking for insight into Robert Herrick over the past few days. You’ll find no insight here. If you look carefully, however, you’ll find veiled allusions to [...]
