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Well, so much for R&R.
Instead of devoting the weekend to a concerted bout of chillaxin’, I found myself intensely focused on a new poem for most of Saturday and intensely focused on preparing my last batch of September submissions for most of Sunday.  I’m one trip to the P.O. short of finished, and then the slate [...]

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Today I shall mislead the trigger-happy Foucauldians.  Something tells me they will nonetheless feel right at home.
Assuming my life does not go utterly sour in the next five hours or so, I will have had a mighty fine week.  For novelty’s sake, I will not brace myself for imminent disaster.  I will, however, turn off the ringer on [...]

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I think WordPress is doing this on purpose, that Brent Barry was fouled, and that the chupacabra was genetically engineered by the Puerto Rican military.  Conspiracies all around! 
I had a goodly chunk of time set aside to blog this morning, but between Charter cable (which is not without a sense of whimsy) and WordPress (which is mocking me [...]

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If I came across Crunching Crisis in the cereal aisle I would buy two boxes.  Today, however, the seemingly delicious term represents an especially dire kind of math.
First, some sobering news for the poets.  Given the nature of my professional obligations, I can only manage a half-time commitment to verse, a half-time commitment to fiction, a half-time commitment [...]

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Why yes, I do choose my post titles so students Googling for free term papers wind up reading my blog instead.  Don’t you?  Sorry to all the youth of America looking for insight into Robert Herrick over the past few days.  You’ll find no insight here.  If you look carefully, however, you’ll find veiled allusions to [...]

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In an effort to make my life a little less noodlesome, I broke some bad internet habits a couple months back.  I weaned myself off some message boards, killed an e-mail address or three, unsubscribed from some listservs, and otherwise tried to decrease my virtual footprint.  Nowadays, when I fill in my odd hours, I [...]

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I attempted to blog yesterday, but at the tail end of grading 70 essays my prose was somewhat less than scintillating.  This is the only arena in which I try not to take my writing ultra-seriously, but I do aspire to something akin to zesty coherence.
Grading aside, it was something of an odd weekend.  On Friday [...]

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On the radio this morning a woman was lamenting her romantic fortunes.  First she wed the inattentive go-getter, the one whose wealth and ambition could not fill the hole in her heart.  Next she wed the charming philanderer, the one whose philandering had already philanded him in divorce court twice (to her knowledge) before they tied the [...]

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Today I shall laze.  Were I more ambitious, I would attempt to lase, which would turn this post into an homage to Real Genius.  Alas, I lack the gumption.
Wednesday the end of the semester begins in good earnest:  I will collect about 75 essays, conference with my intermediate composition students, and start assembling final exams.  Anything [...]

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We’re on the other side of Spring Break here at CMU, and I think the return has jarred quite a few folks into a fugue state.  It’s difficult to recover the momentum built up over eight weeks of class, harder still when classes wrap up for good in the short stretch from now to April’s end.  Throw in [...]

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